twentyytwopointeightmiles: canieatthisshit: polterpastry: gladosisbestpony: Fifty Shades of Grey: the movie! from the director of The Twilight Saga, staring Nick Cage and Miranda Cosgrove, soundtrack by nickelback feat. Justin bieber Sponsored by Crocs and internet explorer with movie posters written in comic sans
Never in my life did I think I would do so much talking about Rob Thomas’ balls.
sportyspice94: the importance of an eñe yo tengo 15 anos (i have 15 anuses) yo tengo 15 años (i am 15 years old)
I think I fall a little in love with people when I catch them in small moments, when they think no one’s looking at them, when they absently twirl a strand of hair between their fingers, when they lick their thumb to turn a page in a book. There’s something beautiful about a person who is lost in a thought, or adjusting their shirt, or is scratching a phantom itch on their arm, or even someone...
m4ge: I was listening to this song (i may or...
escargod: The thing about being a bigoted wee dickhead and then excusing yourself by saying ‘you’re an artist’? Doesn’t fuckin work. You know the point of being an artist, right? It’s not about how many tattoos you’ve got or how many cultures you can pickpocket. It’s not about how many…
An Animated Family
juniorcaptain: I was rewatching The Hunchback of Notre Dame when I realized that Kevin Kline was the voice of Phoebus. Kevin Kline also voiced Tulio in The Road to El Dorado. This has led me to conclude that Phoebus is the father of Miguel. Miguel fell in love with Tulio, in part because of the voice that reminded him of his dad’s and, as we all know, Miguel and Tulio had a son but...
Putting off holiness until tomorrow means that the devil has won today.– Mark Hart (via alyssabarkley)
I need to bring a notebook with me when I hang out with Jordyn Davis, because she’s probably the most quotable person I have ever met.
365daysbible: 4 Sluggards do not plow in season; so at harvest time they look but find nothing. 5 The purposes of a person’s heart are deep waters, but one who has insight draws them out. 6 Many claim to have unfailing love, but a faithful person who can find?
Nothing can wear you out like caring about people.– S.E. Hinton (via loveyourchaos)
s4ls4: mrsspencereid: it’s kind of ridiculous that we have to work our asses off for 13 years in school just to work our asses off for another 2-8+ years in college just to work our asses off in a job that we probably don’t even like, when we were born on this earth without a choice and i for one certainly didn’t sign up for that this is seriously all i fucking think about
Dave, Tessa, Cj, and I found a cat yesterday at...
^^ You have really interesting insight, but you need to work on your grammar and sentence structure.