shego:

people who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can’t even finish the joke because they’re laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people

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gowns:

my number one piece of advice is drink water and stay hydrated. we are made out of water. everything in us is made of water. and u are sitting there drinking a diet coke tellin me that’s all you’ve had to drink today. please get up and drink some water. for the love of god.

(Reblogged from everlastingjesus)

ursorum:

Doctor Who the hell cares 

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egberts:

do you ever walk to the beat of your music in public and you think you look really cool but you probably just look like a dumbass

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kvtes:

a warm touch, a soft kiss, a hot meal.

things i will welcome you home with.

(Reblogged from withaglitchinthetide)
We now know that 24 hours without sleep, or a week of sleeping four or five hours a night induces an impairment equivalent to a blood alcohol level of .1 percent. We would never say, ‘This person is a great worker! He’s drunk all the time!’ yet we continue to celebrate people who sacrifice sleep for work.
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pink-vulva:

this is the realest tweet i have ever seen in my life. 

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charliemcdonnell:

the amount of hair i lose in the shower really concerns me

(Reblogged from lucyliunareclipse)

alekshdfilms:

one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat

(Reblogged from freshbrainstump)